My Hate Rant

I HATE

• Men who lech and think they are being cool
• Men who adjust their testicles and scratch their crotch in public
• Men who wear tight trousers that gather at the crotch and rise at the ankle, and think it's cool
• Fair men who have no hair on them. Really yuck!
• Men who pee where ever and when ever they please, just because they can do it standing
• Salman Khan
• Wife beaters
• And the wife who takes it more

I HATE

• Parenting tips from people who don't have children
• Parenting tips from people who do have children
• Parenting tips... Period
• Supermoms who look down their sweaty noses at those of us who tend to relax a wee bit
• Fathers who think their parenting participation begins and ends with impregnating their wives/partners
• Parents who think rude and badly behaved children are cute and naughty! At least show your disapproval if you can't correct the child

I HATE

• Bras. More so because I can't afford to not wear it
• Frayed panties that show over hipster jeans. If you HAVE to wear those jeans, go get yourself a proper pair of panties please!
• Mismatched blouses and underskirts with sarees...
• Tall women who wear heals
• Tall women who wear long skirts. A la Aunt Hilda
• I hate cynics (and whatever this rant may sound like, I am not one)

I HATE

• Slim women who show false empathy and talk about their excess weight to those bordering on obesity
• And more so, when they are patronising enough to say, "You are just big, not fat!"
• Women who obsess about their weight so much, they can't hold a conversation on anything without it turning into "Have I gained? Have I lost?" rigmarole. Who the eff cares?
• Fat women wearing spandex. Hello? No mirror at home?
• Flat chested women wearing low necklines. That cut is only for the well-endowed please!
• Women who pretend not to gossip. Bullshit! Who really doesn't?
• Flight attendants who are mean to those who seem to hail from the labour class, while ready to drop their pants for those flying business/first.

I HATE

• People who honk just as the red turns to green at the signal
• People who honk for no reason at all
• People who keep flicking cigarette ash out of the window
• People who drive with their kids on their laps
• People who drive autorickshaws. Bloody thieves!

(to be continued)