- Men who lech and think they are being cool
- Men who adjust their testicles and scratch their crotch in public
- Men who wear tight trousers that gather at the crotch and rise at the ankle, and think it's cool
- Fair men who have no hair on them. Really yuck!
- Men who pee where ever and when ever they please, just because they can do it standing
- Salman Khan
- Wife beaters
- And the wife who takes it more
- Parenting tips from people who don't have children
- Parenting tips from people who do have children
- Parenting tips... Period
- Supermoms who look down their sweaty noses at those of us who tend to relax a wee bit
- Fathers who think their parenting participation begins and ends with impregnating their wives/partners
- Parents who think rude and badly behaved children are cute and naughty! At least show your disapproval if you can't correct the child
- Bras. More so because I can't afford to not wear it
- Frayed panties that show over hipster jeans. If you HAVE to wear those jeans, go get yourself a proper pair of panties please!
- Mismatched blouses and underskirts with sarees...
- Tall women who wear heals
- Tall women who wear long skirts. A la Aunt Hilda
- I hate cynics (and whatever this rant may sound like, I am not one)
- Slim women who show false empathy and talk about their excess weight to those bordering on obesity
- And more so, when they are patronising enough to say, "You are just big, not fat!"
- Women who obsess about their weight so much, they can't hold a conversation on anything without it turning into "Have I gained? Have I lost?" rigmarole. Who the eff cares?
- Fat women wearing spandex. Hello? No mirror at home?
- Flat chested women wearing low necklines. That cut is only for the well-endowed please!
- Women who pretend not to gossip. Bullshit! Who really doesn't?
- Flight attendants who are mean to those who seem to hail from the labour class, while ready to drop their pants for those flying business/first.
- People who honk just as the red turns to green at the signal
- People who honk for no reason at all
- People who keep flicking cigarette ash out of the window
- People who drive with their kids on their laps
- People who drive autorickshaws. Bloody thieves!
(to be continued)